I've always been a lover of jokes, and I try not to take myself too seriously. My husband LOVES to watch those Dad Joke videos on YouTube. I just sit there, roll my eyes at all of the corniness...and continue listening. There's just something about a good joke, corny or otherwise, that can lighten the mood and make everyone feel just a bit better. So, if you need some jokes to tell your friends this season, or you need something to talk about around the water cooler at work, keep reading to check out some funny halloween jokes! 1. WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DOES A MUMMY LISTEN TO?WRAP MUSIC!2. WHAT WAS THE WITCH'S FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?SPELLING!3. WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING IN LOVE WITH DRACULA?IT'S A PAIN IN THE NECK!4. WHAT IS A GHOST'S FAVORITE RIDE AT THE FAIR?THE SCARY-GO-ROUND & THE ROLLERGHOSTER!5. WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO SPIDERS WHO JUST GOT MARRIED?NEWLYWEBBS6. WHERE DO ALL THE ZOMBIES LIVE?THE DEAD END OF TOWN7. WHAT'S DRACULA'S FAVORITE FRUIT?A NECKTARINE8. WHAT DO GHOSTS PUT ON THEIR BAGELS?SCREAM CHEESE!9. WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAT JACK-O-LANTERN?A PLUMPKIN10. WHY DID THE SKELETON GET KICKED OUT OF THE BAR?HE COULDN'T HOLD HIS LIQUOR!I hope you enjoyed today's blogtober post. I know it isn't much, but I thought it would be cute to throw some of these into the mix this spooky season! I know many of them were horror-able but I hope some of them tickled your funny bone! LEGAL: All photos are my own or taken from Pixabay, a creative commons website that requires no attribution for photo use.
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Is it really fall if you don't watch the leaves change or drink something with pumpkin spice in it? You've likely heard something similar to this around various holidays. But, have you actually planned to do any fall activities yet? In this blog post, I will give you a few ideas on some stereotypical fall activities you can do this weekend. I'll also try to give you a price range as well (from free, to $, to $$$), so you will be able to get a feel for the activities you can currently afford to do! Keep reading for more: 1. GO ON A HIKE | $
2. DO SOME BAKING | $
3. BINGE WATCH CREEPY THINGS ON NETFLIX | FREE
4. VISIT A CORN MAZE | $$
5. GO PUMPKIN PICKING | $$A lot of people suggest apple picking for this time of year, but I've heard that apples are generally very wormy and kind of gross when they are picked from the farm. WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED? If you don't want to put in a ton of work for apples you don't want to clean, find a pumpkin patch and let everyone pick out a pumpkin. You can have a family pumpkin carving contest, or you can use the guts for some of that baking we were talking about earlier! 6. GO ON A HAYRIDE | $$7. GO TO A HAUNTED THEME PARK OR HOUSE | $$$
8. BUILD A BONFIRE | $9. GO TO A LOCAL FOOTBALL GAME | $
10. DECORATE YOUR HOME | FREE11. PLAN A PARTY | FREE
If you need some suggestions, check out my fall party food ideas on the "food and drink" page! CONCLUSIONI hope you enjoyed this list of 11 things you can do this weekend that will help you and your loved ones celebrate fall! I hope you have a great weekend and will join me tomorrow to read some silly Halloween jokes you can tell this fall to get everyone into the Spooky Spirit!
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