I've always been a lover of jokes, and I try not to take myself too seriously. My husband LOVES to watch those Dad Joke videos on YouTube. I just sit there, roll my eyes at all of the corniness...and continue listening. There's just something about a good joke, corny or otherwise, that can lighten the mood and make everyone feel just a bit better.
So, if you need some jokes to tell your friends this season, or you need something to talk about around the water cooler at work, keep reading to check out some funny halloween jokes!
1. WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DOES A MUMMY LISTEN TO?
2. WHAT WAS THE WITCH'S FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?
3. WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING IN LOVE WITH DRACULA?
IT'S A PAIN IN THE NECK!
4. WHAT IS A GHOST'S FAVORITE RIDE AT THE FAIR?
THE SCARY-GO-ROUND & THE ROLLERGHOSTER!
5. WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO SPIDERS WHO JUST GOT MARRIED?
6. WHERE DO ALL THE ZOMBIES LIVE?
THE DEAD END OF TOWN
7. WHAT'S DRACULA'S FAVORITE FRUIT?
8. WHAT DO GHOSTS PUT ON THEIR BAGELS?
9. WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAT JACK-O-LANTERN?
10. WHY DID THE SKELETON GET KICKED OUT OF THE BAR?
HE COULDN'T HOLD HIS LIQUOR!
I hope you enjoyed today's blogtober post. I know it isn't much, but I thought it would be cute to throw some of these into the mix this spooky season! I know many of them were horror-able but I hope some of them tickled your funny bone!
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